Let's take a second look at... Assless Pants

Have a Britney Spears approach to childhood where less is more? Don’t have the intelligence to change a diaper? Too lazy to take off the kid’s pants? That’s okay. China has your back. Meet the invention made for the future squatters of the world, one ass at a time: ASSLESS PANTS. I was at the Temple of Heaven when I noticed a flash of nude colored skin coming from a little boy. At first I thought I was just hallucinating from my lack of normal food and the overwhelming amount of unidentified goods in my stomach- but no, there was indeed a giant tear in his behind. Then, you start noticing things. Everywhere you look is baby genitals. Sitting on the grass. Sitting on their mother’s lap. Exposed and open to the world. They are regular pants, except the crotch is cut out. They can be sold that way or you can get crafty and make your own. It’s a two step process. Real easy for those of you who are interested! Just apply scissors to the garment. Step two: Cut. The choice of hole size is all yours. Explore the possibilities. Zig zag hole? Straight hole? I’m sure there is a perfect fit for you and your hole. Expectant teenage mothers- this is perfect for you. All you Jamie Lynn Spear’s of the world can now reduce the cost of having a baby substantially with the assless pants invention