-Your bed is crazy military style tight everyday- thank you Hector.
- Your safety coordinator looks strangely like Nicholas Cage.
- Garbanzo beans, cheddar cubes, and potatoes ALWAYS make an appearance in every meal. No disguise fools us.
-It’s no coincidence that dinner on the Sea Olympics (potato sculpting contest anyone?) is ‘hosh posh potatoes’- and that’s verbatim.
- One word: smoothie.
- Three more words: Pool bar bill.
- When opening a door fulfills your upper body workout quota for the day.
- Living on the second deck is one killer leg workout.
- OMG- Heath Ledger died?!? ….. Three weeks ago.
- You’ve never owned more magnets in your entire life.
- You resort to pulling out board games on late nights.
- Your willing to pay the Malaysian shop owner just to listen to Madonna’s new song.
- When that doesn’t work out- you ask every club DJ.
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